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I Ugly Cry Onesie
WHITE / 0-3MOS
$15.12
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I Ugly Cry Onesie
$15.12
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Description
I Cry When Ugly People Look at Me ðŸ˜
The bluntest truth on this list.
Soft, 100% combed ring-spun cotton bodysuit with a three-snap closure for easy changes (no wrestling matches required). Printed with our signature Press It Hard design, the deadpan one-liner everyone screenshots and shares.
Fabric & Fit
- 4.5 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester)
- Ribbed binding at neck, shoulders, sleeves, and legs for comfort and stretch
- Tear-away label so nothing scratches that new baby skin
Size Guide
|
Size |
Body Length |
Body Width |
Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
0-3M |
16" |
7.5" |
2.5" |
|
3-6M |
17" |
9" |
2.75" |
|
6-12M |
18" |
10" |
3" |
|
12-18M |
19" |
11" |
3.25" |
|
18-24M |
20" |
12" |
3.5" |
Care
To preserve the beauty and structure of your book, handle with clean hands and store in a cool, dry environment away from direct sunlight. Gentle care ensures longevity and protects the integrity of materials and print.
Detailed care instructions are included with each order.
Design
Our design philosophy is rooted in restraint, proportion, and permanence. Every layout is curated with intentional pacing, balanced typography, and thoughtful negative space to ensure your story feels refined rather than crowded.
Craftsmanship extends beyond materials. It is visible in every detail.