We Are Never, Ever Sleeping (Like Ever) Onesie
WHITE / 0-3MOS
$25.00
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We Are Never, Ever Sleeping (Like Ever) Onesie
$25.00
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Description
For the baby who's already causing drama at 3am.
This one's for every exhausted parent who's hummed a certain breakup anthem while pacing the hallway at midnight, except this time, it's sleep that got dumped. Perfect for baby showers, "welcome home" gifts, or the parent who needs a laugh more than another burp cloth.
Fabric & Fit
5.0 oz, 100% combed ring spun cotton
Ribbed binding at neck, shoulders, sleeves, and legs for comfort and stretch
Tear away label so nothing scratches that new baby skin
Size Guide
| Size | Body Length | Body Width | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0-3M | 16" | 7.5" | 2.5" |
| 3-6M | 17" | 9" | 2.75" |
| 6-12M | 18" | 10" | 3" |
Care
To preserve the beauty and structure of your book, handle with clean hands and store in a cool, dry environment away from direct sunlight. Gentle care ensures longevity and protects the integrity of materials and print.
Detailed care instructions are included with each order.
Design
Our design philosophy is rooted in restraint, proportion, and permanence. Every layout is curated with intentional pacing, balanced typography, and thoughtful negative space to ensure your story feels refined rather than crowded.
Craftsmanship extends beyond materials. It is visible in every detail.